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Wednesday, March 25, 2020

This Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday! THG, Bl3, Cod, ..... And more acronyms three






Itttts Wednesday. Team Hot garbage coming your way as always!
-8pm EST PRESTREAM (during AEW) Join us for the banter and the commentary
-10pm EST OUR STREAM STREAM GOES LIVE! We're switching it up.
-Going balls deep into some call of duty war zone
- and peeping out Phantasy star online episode 2 some more!
- going to be heading up the Maliwan takedown shakedown too because that legendary farm tip is hot this week!
New DLC tomorrow and a level cap raise! We all about that
So get ready for the rock down during the lockdown as we put the shock down in this cocktown..... Or something like that I don't know. I got nothing.
By the way, WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS! Make sure to spread the word and not the virus. Stay the f*** home! Perfect opportunity to come hang out
Are you excited for the hammerlock DLC? Love guns and tentacles?
Also, I was messing around the other day and cut together this cheesy little intro. What do you think? Not my best work but definitely not my worst.
#wednesdaywithteamhotgarbage #twitchstreamer #rockdownduringthelockdown #corona #coronastream #quarantine #Thg #Dakkattackjaniels #TeamHotGarbage #dakkjaniels #natebarton #draighar #draigharfyrestone #twitchstreamers #twitch #Twitchstreaming #codwarzone #takedownshakedown #borderlands3 #borderlandslegendaries #phantasystaronline2 #pso2 #phantasystaronline #battleroyale #shootnloot #lootnshoot #lootershooter  #aew #aewstreaming #PRESTREAMDURINGAEW


Itttts Wednesday. Team Hot garbage coming your way as always!


-8pm EST PRESTREAM (during AEW) Join us for the banter and the commentary
-10pm EST OUR STREAM STREAM GOES LIVE! We're switching it up.
-Going balls deep into some call of duty war zone
- and peeping out Phantasy star online episode 2 some more!
- going to be heading up the Maliwan takedown shakedown too because that legendary farm tip is hot this week!
New DLC tomorrow and a level cap raise! We all about that
So get ready for the rock down during the lockdown as we put the shock down in this cocktown..... Or something like that I don't know. I got nothing.
By the way, WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS! Make sure to spread the word and not the virus. Stay the f*** home! Perfect opportunity to come hang out
Are you excited for the hammerlock DLC? Love guns and tentacles?
Also, I was messing around the other day and cut together this cheesy little intro. What do you think? Not my best work but definitely not my worst.
#wednesdaywithteamhotgarbage #twitchstreamer #rockdownduringthelockdown #corona #coronastream #quarantine #Thg #Dakkattackjaniels #TeamHotGarbage #dakkjaniels #natebarton #draighar #draigharfyrestone #twitchstreamers #twitch #Twitchstreaming #codwarzone #takedownshakedown #borderlands3 #borderlandslegendaries #phantasystaronline2 #pso2 #phantasystaronline #battleroyale #shootnloot #lootnshoot #lootershooter  #aew #aewstreaming #PRESTREAMDURINGAEW

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Mega MEME ROUND-UP (bonus Corona Quarantine edition)

That's right boys and girls! MEME round up. I see businesses and communities and people coming together to help with the tough times.... I'm not a rich man but I DO provide certain services (no, not those) and in time of peril I can do all in my power to cushion the blow of b#$%$^t. THIS IS ONE SUCH CONTRIBUTION!!!! so without further delay DANK MEMES and dark humor for the viral pandemic that's gone viral in and of itself! Holy poop theres a lot


Waaaaaaaay more MEMEs if you continue reading

MEME round up! Finally

This Might be the first meme round-up of 2020..........Not 100% sure about that, but that's the assumption I'm working under.....Actually, no, wait-- I do believe I have done 1 Already...
CORRECTION
This is my SECOND (presumably) meme round-up of 2020! Heeeeeeere we go!





Shake off that RONA with some fun inforgraphics!

Hello Internet! I'm up early with a writing bug so as I sit here and play I figured id share this with you!!!! I may have already posted this before, but just in case......


Friday, March 20, 2020

Extra Extra read all about it! Mooby Manager to play Jester Jedi

The world's falling apart around us......The stock market is crash (although that can be a wonderful thing, more on that in another post), Everything is getting cancelled, the corona virus is swallowing up the world etc.....but you know WHAT  NEVER DISAPPOINTS? The Mandalorian.... NEVER. or at the very least  NEVER AS OF THIS ARTICLE has Mando or baby yoda steered us wrong. I am confident at saying also that THE MANDALORIAN has captured the hearts of the human race collectively...you can't turn a corner these days without encountering BABY YODA, and you can easily pick up on conversations when keywords like I HAVE SPOKEN or THIS IS THE WAY are muttered...... I am getting off topic. sorry. My point is though....------> Mando= awesome
So here's some news coming fresh off the presses for season 2

https://www.superherohype.com/tv/479393-rumor-rosario-dawson-may-be-ahsoka-tano-in-the-mandalorian-season-2
I'm just going to let that simmer to entice! For 'More info' continue reading!!!

[SUPER] Tripping on Acid

[SUPER] Tripping on Acid
That's right! we are starting off strong. Putting the best foot forward!!
So this is how the story goes
Sometime wayyyy back in Y2k (or 2000 for those not in the loop) we have this girl (who was 15 at the time), and her 19 friends at a party.....Well what do you do at parties? Get messed up! and that is what happned, gee what a shocker..... Her and her friends were given a dose 10 times stronger their dealer intended and most certainly what they bargained for! hahaha,
"due to a bit of a decimal place whoopsie. The 20 people were supposed to be given a 100 micrograms dose (what is considered a normal recreational dose) but were given 1,000 mcg in liquid form."
**Cue the Geralt F**K memes

"Once she'd drunk her glass, she also drank the 'leftover drops' from two other glasses."
^This is def where you fucked up, on top of the series of unfortunate events proceeding that

Well APPARENTLY IT CURED HER BI-POLAR DISORDER!

Here's a testimonaial from the IFLS article:

Reports from others around her say that her behavior for the next 6.5 hours was "erratic". After this, people believed she had had a seizure as she was lying down in the fetal position with her fists tightly clenched, and an ambulance was called. However, "it was unclear whether she had a loss of consciousness or whether she was intensely preoccupied with her experience at the time," the authors write.
Visiting her in hospital, her father reports that she told him "it's over", which he believed to mean her trip. She later clarified she had meant her bipolar disorder.
Bearing in mind you can't extrapolate too much from one incident, her therapists reported significant improvements in her symptoms following the overdose. Over the course of several years they described her as “entirely stable at present” and though she had come off lithium, which created more mood instability, she showed "no evidence of clinical hypomania or depression”. She self-reported that she was free from mental illness symptoms for the next 13 years, until she experienced post-partum depression after the birth of her children.

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

The Weekly plug for THG via DakkattackJaniels

It's that time again!

https://www.instagram.com/dakkjaniels/
(Twitch link also on bio also)

10pm EST 7pm PST 3am GMT
The sky's the limit and we're here to spin it! Wednesday, team hot garbage, endless possibility..... The formula for chill
We got to grab bag of stuff going on today.
-AEW AEW AEW
-Phantasy Star Online 2 Debut!
-Avoiding the Rona
-Kicking it 
    

CoD Warzone is out! We are going to give it a shot at some point!!!!!


Join us for fun and shenanigans!
as usual we got a low-key semi-professional pre-stream going while AEW is playing So if you like wrestling or making fun of wrestling feel free to tune in! It's the best soap opera you love to hate
(Pre-stream starts at 8pm EST 6pm PST 1am GMT)


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Wednesday, February 26, 2020

It's wednesday.... There's snow..... Im tired..... but we getting weird as ALWAYS


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It's that time again! 

https://www.instagram.com/dakkjaniels/
(Twitch link also on bio also)


====10pm EST ==== 7pm PST ==== 3am GMT====

The sky's the limit and we're here to spin it! Wednesday, team hot garbage, endless possibility..... The formula for chill
We got to grab bag of stuff going on today.
-Discussing The Sonic Movie
-SMASHING SOME SLAUGHTERSHAFT IN BORDERLANDS
-A dabble of Halo 5's Fiesta Matchmaking
- Maybe some APEX if I get the itch
 - SUPER SMASH....... obviously.


Join us for fun and shenanigans!
as usual we got a low-key semi-professional pre-stream going while AEW is playing So if you like wrestling or making fun of wrestling feel free to tune in! It's the best soap opera you love to hate
(Pre-stream starts at 8pm EST 6pm PST 1am GMT)


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Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Here's a neat little tidbit: A mickey mouse shaped infographic showing EVERYTHING disney owns (including you)

So the title pretty much says it all........ IT's an infographic of disney, its affiliates and subsidiaries..... just so you know how much of your life disney owns

Sunday, February 23, 2020

The Polar Plunge issss OOOOOOOVER!

That's right kids, February 22nd came and went. The Polar Plunge was a complete success! Team courageous lion raised over $800 and we got balls deep into some frigid waters. Collectively our whole event raised over $44,000!!!!!! Thank you for everybody who tuned in to the live stream! greatly appreciate it. I've since taken the video down so I can edit this little gem so enjoy and thank you again for everybody and their support. we couldn't have done it without you!


Watch The Polar Plunge is here!!! from DAKKattackJANIELS on www.twitch.tv
If you want to watch other videos I did throughout the week, like training visit my twitch.....or continue reading for the easy click videos (Spoiler Alert: For training I hungout outside basically naked) 


Saturday, February 15, 2020

My latest venture.....Polar Plunging for Charity AKA the MI Special Olympics and WE NEED YOUR HELP!


Howdy Yall Dakk Janiels....here as always...well who else I guess (unless somebody hacks my blog)
Next Saturday (Febb 22nd) me and a few film buddies are banding together to raise some money for the MI special olympics and we need all the help we can get!!! Please consider donating and sharing this page so we can make the biggest impact possible



 Donate to the polar pluinge

Watch Promo video for Polar Plunge 2020 from DAKKattackJANIELS on www.twitch.tv

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

You.....THG.....Wed Streaming= a match made in heaven




It's that time again!

https://www.instagram.com/dakkjaniels/
(Twitch link also on bio also)

10pm EST 7pm PST 3am GMT
The sky's the limit and we're here to spin it! Wednesday, team hot garbage, endless possibility..... The formula for chill
We got to grab bag of stuff going on today.
-new character in Apex legends
-The rediscovery of a love for Halo
-The slow grind in Borderlands 3
-Byleth....Byleth and uh, Byleth so...
    SUPER SMASH obviously.


One of my goals today is getting Nathan to try out Apex..... Probably won't happen but it's still a goal lol


Join us for fun and shenanigans!
as usual we got a low-key semi-professional pre-stream going while AEW is playing So if you like wrestling or making fun of wrestling feel free to tune in! It's the best soap opera you love to hate
(Pre-stream starts at 8pm EST 6pm PST 1am GMT)


 Please consider donating
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Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Woot Woot. WE got streaming in da hizzy

 


Twitch.tv/dakkattackjaniels

Team Hot Garbage is going live tonight:
Pre-stream during AEW starts:
8pm EST 5pm PST 1am GMT
Stream stream is going live at:
10pm EST 7pm EST 3am GMT
TONIGHT'S AGENDA:
SUPER SMASH
grinding for Nathan Lv.53 in Borderlands 3
SUPER SMASH
Weapons grinding for new loots in BL3
SUPER SMASH
Plugging the Polar Plunge Dakk is doing on Saturday!
MORE SMASH
Also.....JOIN DAKKJANIELS SATURDAY FOR A LIVE STREAM OF THE POLAR PLUNGE
(All donations go to the Michigan Special Olympics) starting around noon!
If you'd like to donate, there's a link on my twitch page!

Monday, February 10, 2020

It feels nice to be back

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS! I AM TRYING TO MAKE THIS A HABIT AGAIN SO THANSK FOR STICKING WITH US AND POPPING IN FROM TIME TO TIME. SERIOUSLY

On the lighter side of things: penguins

There are so many traits about penguins that are awesome. They bond for life. They propose using stones. They adopt children. They have same-sex families. They know about community and solidarity. They are wonderful creatures. They are also wonderfully stupid sometimes, you can literally have the blind lead the blind if you do it right. Nonetheless I love these little beasts! Which is why I was so stoked when I came across this article from I f****** love science:

 Click me...do it.....you know you wanna
......I was hooked. And you know you are too! Who doesn't want to know reasons that penguins are kind of like humans when it comes to communication? I mean really? It's definitely fascinating! Verbal languages crude as it is but it's nice to know we aren't the only animals that use it on Earth. Anyways, I'm rambling, continue reading for more info.


Friday, February 7, 2020

It may not be the annexation of Puerto Rico, but it's just as relevant of a '90s reference!




In today's news, nothing relevant, but seemingly out of nowhere........ Disney decided to flex weirdly by announcing an addition to the Disney plus streaming service, a reboot to a beloved 90's franchise......MIGHTY fu@#$!g DUCKS!!!! BIA BIA Continue Reading to get hip to the haps



Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Indiana Jones and the phantom 401k

Ever Since Indy 4, Indiana Jones 5 has been on the backburner...and for good reasons. 4 was kind of a $#%t show, so I'm sure they have been hesitant. Plus Lucas got busy with the Disney/Star Wars acquisition and his own personal matters so I'll bet it's been a slow burn. Well TODAY I was scrolling through my popculture news and I came across a promising (well....time will tell) headline:

Kathleen Kennedy Updates the Status of Indiana Jones 5

 so naturally I'm excited. I click it. I read it. I ponder about it. And while I am still excited I am wary. I don't know..... Continue reading for the scooop

You might have some idea of how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.... What about pooping a Lego out?

 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/it-takes-171-days-poop-out-lego-180970897/


1.71 is a number synonymous with Back to the Future..... 1.71 is the gigawatts (or jiggawatts for the uninitiated) required to time travel. 171 might also be the weight floating around in this flesh vehicle..... But nonetheless! The number 1 and 7 are about to get another claim to fame...... 'How' you might ask.....simple.... With Legos.
Continued imaginary dailogue
Non existentent person: ....k well what special or significant there?
Me: well.......poop
N E P: still don't follow
Me: that how long it takes to poop a Lego...
 *Awkwardmoment passes*
N E P: ...ooooooooo

More on that right now!

Thursday, January 30, 2020

Mayday in our hayday baybay


Yesterday was Team Hot Garbage stream day. For the most part it was a success but if your were watching our stream.....well...... Things for a bit awkward and heated at the end.... Whoops

But we are all best friends, always have been, always will be, that won't change. Spats and disputes will arise bit in the end honest conflict has more value than dishonest harmony.

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

First post of 2020! Let's hope I can make this a habit

http://www.twitch.tv/dakkattackjaniels

Hey hey Internet! Dakk Janiels here to remind you that it's Wednesday! So you know the drill.....
8pm EST (5pm PST) Team Hot Garbage goes live with their PRE-STREAM during AEW. So come and chat and hang as we set up, settle in and strap down for another foray into a TEAM HOT GARBAGE gaming experience! The actual streams start at 10pm EST (7pm PST)
http://www.twitch.tv/dakkattackjaniels

Come pop by......today's focus: 
-Halo 5 throwback
- then getting down on some Super Smash Bros! we will also be discussing the new character. And where the next bath of DLC could go....
(I'm pulling for a Tim the tool man character personally lol)

#TeamHotGarbage #thg #twitchstreamer #pathtopartner #dakkattackjaniels #gaming #natebarton #draigharfyrestone #dakkjaniels #fps #rpg #shootnloot #borderlands #supersmashbros #ssbu #supersmash #switchstreaming #streamingcommunity #hashtag #prestreamduringaew #aewstreaming #aew #shenanigans

Sunday, December 8, 2019

Ohhhhh mannnnnn! Hashtag Baby Yoda

Yesterday.... December 7th, not in 1941 (but 2019), a date which will live in infamy. The18734
discovered something so awesome from Dan Joyce (who I've been following for years now.....apparently)... something epic....something, metal. This is the way
Continue reading for the epic MEETS METAL cover of the theme from the mandalorian!!!!


Friday, November 22, 2019

Wednesday wacky weekly reminder for satirical cynical superb streaming!


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It's that time again! 

https://www.instagram.com/dakkjaniels/
(Twitch link also on bio also)


====10pm EST ==== 7pm PST ==== 3am GMT====

The sky's the limit and we're here to spin it! Wednesday, team hot garbage, endless possibility..... The formula for chill
We got to grab bag of stuff going on today.
-Discussing The Sonic Movie
-SMASHING SOME SLAUGHTERSHAFT IN BORDERLANDS
-A dabble of Halo 5's Fiesta Matchmaking
- Maybe some APEX if I get the itch
 - SUPER SMASH....... obviously.


Join us for fun and shenanigans!
as usual we got a low-key semi-professional pre-stream going while AEW is playing So if you like wrestling or making fun of wrestling feel free to tune in! It's the best soap opera you love to hate
(Pre-stream starts at 8pm EST 6pm PST 1am GMT)


#SLACKERS #teamhotgarbage #halo5 #byleth #dakkattackjaniels #thg #dakkjaniels #draigharfyrestone #natebarton #twitchaffiliate #checkbioforlink #linkinbio #twitchstreamer #pathtopartner #xboxstreamers #apexlegends #newapexcharacter #supersmash #suoersmashbros #ssbu #switchstreamers #bylethisfire #gaming #fps #teamfiesta #bringfiestaback #xbl #chubsmcgeee #streamlife #hashtags

Monday, March 4, 2019

Updates!

That's right.... as promised
-Been hectic and busy still trying to find a solid schedule for Baby Amelia. She is 3 moths old! That's exciting and new, she's hyper alert and curious....double Bonus! So now in between Her, my Wife, my job, my hobbies and video games I have quite a full plate. Still trying top find balance and still trying to update as much as possible. Been sick the last week, wanted to do this at that time but kept falling asleep shortly after coming home, cooking dinner, and getting affairs into order. Although I feel 100% better now and have a few moments to snag for an update. I still plan on coming back full swing, I never plan on abandoning this blog and Ideally I'm getting back to a minimum of 2 to 3 (hopefully more) posts a week. Got a MEME round-up! finally and that felt good. I have SOOO many MEMES to share, I could honestly do 2 or 3 inna row right now because theyve been back logged but I won't saturate my return with them.....or maybe just one more. LOL

-POTATOES! : a memoir by Ryan Downs.
Just kidding I ain't got time, but I still am doing my hack on my body. Still doing 2 to 3 Potatoes in the morning and a normal Dinner at night (thank god, this diet is SOOOOO BLAND) and I have been losing weight consistently.... at first it was a lot, mostly water weight, then slowly it started coming off about a half pound a day..... I was doing GREAT, that is...until VALENTINES DAY. It set me back but I aint mad... Still dropping pounds and technically eating whatever (well after Dinner but before 8 then nothing) with minimal exercise.....mostly Cardio and snow removal. It is perfect, can't complain.and........... I'm down to 157! (with a shrinking gut)

As a bonus for listening to me drone on I have a few interesting tid bits for you.... Some random yet intriguing videos!

This video aptly named Corporate Jargin: Lying by Obscurity



The Air Force's legit attempt at a realistic airborne aircraft carrier. Pretty cool if ya like that kinda stuff..... idk, I was fascinated. AAAAND it gives you a little history!





MEME ROUND UP! March bia bia (Is it the first one of 2019? idk...)

Let's get right down to business.....
you're here for memes....

I'm here for memes....
Let's get it on (well, with the MEMES)


Continue reading for more!