The X-MAS spirit is in full effect: New MOVIE FAKTS w/DAKK! Today's topic: Home Alone

 

Whoaaaa Nelly. Im going all-in on Christmas this month..... so expect to be annoyed by that theme. I'm just being  honest, I've got the spirit in me and I'm decking the halls like there's no tomorrow. 

SO...... 
TODAY.....

We have.... HOME ALONE

in the FAKTORY.....

let's do this dive shall we!

Dakk's Corner: Weekly report 12-9-25

 

Nothing terribly exciting to report. All quiet on the western front...... I got content rolling out. Blog posts in the pipeline, X-mas approaching a BLOG migration to manage, future prospects on my LLC. Life is good man.....Life.Is.Good

Migration ground work- Day1

 For me this is a big deal. Ive started a plan to migrate to a new (dot).com

Today I purchased the18734.com for this blog in an attempt to consolidate, revitalize, and retain more agency over my blog and its affiliation. I'll have better controls over spam and ads and all that nonsense. Soon we could have an email list and who knows what else. I've begun to launch a plan to organize my brand and streamline all my SOCIALS include YT, FB, Instagram, and now I can also say F*************k you blogger! (well soon...not quite yet)

I got my domain purchased until this day 2028 :-) huzzah! more to come!

 

OH SNAP! (pokemon that is....) WE got pokemon up in the hizzy. Straight hyped right now because POKEMON has officially landed in my household and my kids are becoming obsessed! I've enjoyed the last 10 or so days because we have been BLOWING thru the cartoon (indigo league) non-stop since the WEDNESDAY before Thanksgiving. Over the weekend I popped this absolute gem into the ole BLU RAY player and hit them with the feels here too. Fast Forward to right now.... I get to drop aa movie fakt in your lap.....golden nugget.....free of charge....... you ready? (oh well it's happening)

URGENT NEWS! Netflix is trying to Buy WB Discovery? W to the TF.....

 

Dakk Reakts To: Jim Carrey's "How The Grinch Stole Christmas

 

Welp December Is here, so I am fullstop all-in on Christmas Spirit, String up the Christmas light and pass out the Tylenol Cause for the next few weeks we're going to be the jollyest bunch of A##%0&!$ this side of the nuthouse! 

WITH ALL THAT IN MIND...... let's break the ice with some GRINCHposting for suuuuuuuuuuuure

FML...there's a Juagglo Shorts Supercut pt.6

 

Yup....no sugar coating it. Apparently I'm doing these until I die now. It's just how it is *shrugs* I'm Sisyphus and this is now my BOULDER....strap in tight it's gonna get choppy

(hahahahahahahahahaha) These are just dumb enough to still be funny to be which is why I keep doing them and if I don't watchout it's going to get mighty unironic REAL quick around here. 

Holy #%!$ I totally missed MEME- Round up in November...... Welp gotta do two this month now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

I mean the recklessness, the betrayal, how could I do this? I feel so dirty now how will I ever be able to obtain redemption, how will I achieve absolution? Oh wait.... I'll do what I always do. Move forward and dump some extra Round-ups.pshhh DUH!

Boy....I almost over did it there..... good thing I didn't right?......right

Movie Fakts W/Dakk: Toy Story 2

 

Off to a great start this week...... got my second video rolling out, of 'MOVIE FAKTS'  variety......

Today we are visting the beloved Pixar animated film, TOY  STORY 2 (which honestly gets slept on I feel like). But come and join me as I tell a tale of panic and destruction....of how Toy Story 2 almost ceased to be.......

A true figure of MIDDLE EARTH: Christopher Lee Documentary reveals last moments spent watching LoTR

 

It's no secret that the who played SARUMAN was a HUGE fan of Middle Earth

Before his death, Lee often spoke of his love for Middle-earth. He was the only actor in the movies who had the fortune of meeting Tolkien. In an interview, he talked about meeting the author at a pub in Oxford in the 1950s. Lee said he saw Tolkien walk in and he “nearly fell off (his) chair.” -Source via REPORTULTRA.com

He also made it a habit to read the trilogy every year. He absolutely was enamored by the master piece TOLKIEN had created....even going so far as to spend his final hours in the metaphorical shires of his memories while filming...... 

Dr Juggalove or: How I learned to stop worrying and whoop the whoop (ninja)

 

So listen...........I did a thing......don't know if its good OR bad yet....don't know if I just doomed our timeline....I just don't know anymore. HOWEVER, what I do know, is this: I spent the last 2-3 weeks working on this madness and FINALLY it is complete! FINALLY I can present to you my TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET. MY obscure abstract master piece........ made one 10 seco AI SORA prompt at a time with painstaking contempt for juggalos........ It is 19 mins long so I'll warn you about that right now, BUT...you'll also laugh so there.s that. This started off as a 40 sec skit for one of my juggalo shorts and kinda spirlaed quickly into its own thing and I just wanted to see if it could be done....so there's that....

Dakk's Corner: UPDATES and INFO

 

Howdy do! Dakk Janiels here touching base with you to loop you into the future of the blog and update you on some things I got going on.....that's it...... WYSIWYG

What an odd Viddeo....but...here we are-- Dakk's Corner: Ricky Fitts

 

This movie is just weird, I'm gonna start off my saying that..... and the even worse part about it...

It's aged terribly both due to its content and also due to Kevin Spacey....being...well

this dude IRL. HOWEVER, what we will be discussing today completely side stepss ALL THAT ick....

so if you're reading this and aren't completely offput then by all means, CONTINUE READING

TBT: 8/17/13- F%^k your EYES: How Color and Psychology coexist (and how others use it to manipulate you)

 

So it's no big surprise if you don't know that businesses sink thousands, if not millions, of dollars into investigating these kinds of things but in case you're interested continue reading to find out how your brain gets raped all the time (even if you don't notice, or try to actively go against it)

Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours! Try not to genocide your neighbors or buy an Island for a few beans ok. Not cool

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! May your dinner to filled with family, foul mouths, laughter, love, joy and may you absolutely demolish your dinner plate with the reckless abandon of a trash panda!

SHOUTOUT and RIP Paul "Double Rainbow" Vasquez: You were a unique spark in this world

 

Paul (Bear) Vasquez, AKA the “Double Rainbow Guy,” gained worldwide fame when his ecstatic reaction to a double rainbow went viral in 2010. He lived quietly near Yosemite, uploading his love of nature and spontaneous wonder in thousands of videos.

Buuuuuuuut apparently before his death (in 2020), he arranged to have some 15 years’ worth of pre-recorded content published on his YouTube channel, Yosemitebear62, ensuring his spirit and joy would continue to reach fans.

WHAT.A. F**k!ng. G

In case you're interested in his story we got CHU!!!!! (continue reading)

Dakk's Corner: Showing some Bulk and Skull MMPR love to kick off the week

 

Full disclosure because I don't like to pretend I got the nerdiest street cred on the internet, so I NEVER KNEW how badace Bulk and Skull became in the later seasons on Power Rangers (and to be fair I washed out of that when I discovered Mortal Kombat. So I aged out and never looked back). I came across a video by BRIDGEFOUR GAMES (yt handle) and I learned the phenomenal character arcs these two got in tthe later years of MMPR. The Canon get NUTS.....ANYWHO..... that's it. that's my pitch.

Continue Reading to see how Angel Groves goofiest bullies got to become power rangers in an alternate dimension (and also everything else ALONG THE WAY)

MY god What have I done: A super-SUPER cut of all the Juggalo AI Slop

 

The universe is strange I tell you......and because it has a wicked sense of humor I am now doomed to enternally generate juggalo AI slop...... BUT.... At least its funny. I guess.... a little bit

(ok it's downright hilarious but it is SOOO  nonsensical)

I'll tell you what though It'll get some laughs.....guaranteed..... so if you need some fam, I got you (whoop whoop)

Dakk Reakts (immediately) to: The Velocipastor 2 Trailer

 

Articles from mid October: ALERT! ALERT! There's a new Velocipastor Movie!

 

Aye....yo...What the eff. It's the middle of November and I AM JUST FINDING OUT about this! pshh.... what an injustice. OH well..... lifes too short. Let's do this cuz I wanna spread the word! 

The VelociPastor 2 takes inspiration from schlocky B-movies to create a horror comedy for the ages. and much like Brendan Steere's first movie (which was released in 2019 mind you)   Judging by what we just saw.......It appears the 'Italian giallo' has been a major inspiration for the film, as it's packed with striking colors, awesomely bold aesthetic and a dash of the psychosexual. I love how the term 'jurassic horror' was coined from this film. It's like Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter....it's too good to be BAD. So step on in and check out the trailer! 

Dakk's Corner- EXTRA-LIFE 2025 the Post Event REWIND

Finally back and at it.....finally around to it to do it..... so here it is:

The rundown....the recap....the REWIND of our

forray into the EXTRA-LIFE 24 hour Charity stream

even....of 2025. 

(starring Team RPG, and self torture. Featuring: Video games and Marijuana, as well as Lip Syncing and HOT sauce. Special Guests: TEAM RPG-Unit)

Comin' in HOT-- Movie Fakts w/Dakk: The Mummy (1999)

 

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello Internet! It's monday. Halloween was Awesome..... the 24 hour Charity stream was awesome (more on that in a few days when I can think better...... LIFE.IS.GOOOOOD. In the spirit of cranking one out (giggity) I got another MOVIE FAKT coming your way. Luckily I planned ahead and foresaw being completely useless today. (possibly tomorrow as well haha...I'm getting old)

But....uh.... Yeah.... Here we go... talking about the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy (starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz)

POST-EVENT update: Our 24 hour Charity

 

We are popping and hopping and my brain is chopping........uh.....yeah.....or something like that..... 

Full disclosure..... I'm goign to take as nap, I can't string together coherent thought so I'm hitting the recovery button. I got a new MOVIE FAKTS dropping in a little bit, can't remember when I set the time too, but I had that ish preloaded knowing I'd be useless today. 

THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE,SUPPORT,ENCOURAGEMENT AND DONATIONS! This wouldn't have been possible without you! 

.....that being said... I'm goign to bed goodnight

Be there or be square......FOR CHARITY! (and Tachunka!!!!)

 

STREAM LINK: https://www.extra-life.org/participants/556894
Today........6pm EST.....til tomorrow 6pm EST....be there or be square

TeamRPGU-unit will be participating in. It’s annual 24 hour charity stream event for the CHILDREN’S MIRACLE NETWORK on behalf of the EXTRALIFE charity foundation.
The event goes from 6pm-6pm EST
Donations are encouraged, but not mandatory!
We need all the love, Support, and exposure we can get so please share this page on your timeline!

https://twitch.tv/teamrpgunit

Why are we still in 2025 all of my donations also have incentives and thresholds so depending on how much I raise and how much is donated, I could be getting into some pretty wacky shit lol. Slave layer costumes, trying the world‘s hottest sauce, polar, plunging, lip, sync, and K-pop, demon hunters and much more! I don’t give a damn when it comes to self deprecating humor for a good cause.

Learn more about EXTRA-LIFE here: https://youtu.be/8TZAPb_YKcI

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https://youtu.be/ZGOi7LypIBk?si=bsKbw4F1mpOJFWru

NEW! Movie Fakts W/ Dakk: HAGGARD

 

Got some more content sizzling your plate today and it came in the most unexpected way.......

So... SPOILER ALERT: I'm doing a 'Rekommends' video for the movie HAGGARD (written and directed by BAM MARGERA in his prime...before his life got sad)

and I stumbled across a little easter egg that I've never noticed before.......

CONTINUE READING TO KNOW MORE!