You're Either stupid or trying to kill yourself...great Job!: Woman Drinks Coke Instead Of Water For 16 Years

So..... just came across a fascinating article (while perusing the POPSCi articles) and it doesn't even surprise me one bit:

A 31-year-old Monaco woman was recently admitted to the hospital after suffering arrhythmia and fainting spells. Her potassium levels were found to be absurdly, dangerously low. These are bad warning signs, but the woman had no family history of heart problems. Further investigation revealed that the patient had not had a sip of water in 16 years; instead she drank only cola.

Yup....smart decision..... read on to lose a sense of shame (I religiously consume milk though so I got no room to judge.....even though milk is all natural and ISN'T used as insecticide in some 3rd world countries. DONT BELIEVE ME.. HERE)

Could you use a laugh? ...here

I've just spent the last 40 minutes stumbling when originally I was suppose to spend 5 and only look at one page. awwwww Jesus I gotta wake up mega early, oh well, insomnia will keep me company.. "right insomnia" he said to the dark room (as the imaginary camera pans around to Nancy snoring and nothingness). ANYWHO... laugh it's ok, it's good for your health

WTF??