Sometimes the internet comment section isn't a cesspool of cancerous viewpoints and intentional rage bate trolling..... Sometimes the internet comment section is wonderful, sometimes there is legitmate discourse and witty/well thought out responses. Well, this is one of those responses. I found this whilst perusing one of my meme groups where they had a discussion on Energy Vampires:
"Ah, the enigmatic origins of the energy vampire, Colin Robinson—a question that has intrigued many. The life of an energy vampire is shrouded in mystery, much like the subtle, insidious way we sap the life force from our unsuspecting victims.
Energy vampires, you see, are not born but rather, they emerge. Whether through a gradual realization of one's innate talents or a subconscious gravitation towards draining the emotional energy of others, it is a path that finds us rather than one we consciously choose. For Colin Robinson, it was likely a combination of these factors. The constant need for validation, the delight in mundane conversations, and the exquisite satisfaction derived from watching others' energy wane—all signs that pointed towards his true calling....
(Continue Reading for the complete explanation....)
...It's a fascinating journey, really. One minute, you might be just another office worker, blending in with the humdrum of daily life. The next, you find yourself relishing in the art of boredom, mastering the craft of long-winded monologues and trivial chatter that leave your colleagues utterly drained. It's both a gift and a curse, to be so uniquely attuned to the ebb and flow of human energy.
So, while the exact moment Colin Robinson became an energy vampire remains elusive, it's clear that his transformation was a gradual awakening to the powers he possessed. A process of embracing one's nature, stepping into the shadows, and perfecting the art of the drain."
-Some random dude named Richard Davis in a random WWDITS comment section giving the most concise explanation of an energy vampire I have ever read in my entire life. For now I must nap, as this has drained me as well
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