April Fools happens, 'Watch the stove drops', my B-day is complete: Hamburger helper officially the $*%&

Hamburger helping spittin' that April Fool's day game....... but not with a prank, with an awesome stunt. They dropped a legit rap album in the spirit of 'Weird Al.' Complete with at least 5 tracks (maybe more if you go through soundcloud) of ham meltin, cheeze spillin' goodness.  Watch out yo, This is 'Parental Advisory- Delicious Content' real shit right here. Happy April Fool's Day!

 "Doesn't have to be fancy to be good. Mission: feed the Internet. Trolling lame dinners since 1971." 

Here's a link to the article that lead me to this goldmine of a discovery. (via adweek.com)

Here's a fast link to the songs

When Good intentions go bad: Children's Books and the titles we laugh at....

Things get taken out of context. Be it because of a change in time, fashion, thought, opinion, style, or even music. It is easy to poke fun at the dialogue in Romeo and Juliet because nobody talks like that anymore. But sometimes this bias can have a comical outcome and sometimes the pay off on these subtle gems of comedy is worth the little bit of ignorance that comes with it. Here is a collection of children book covers that can be taken one way or another.......a a new direction altogether. Continue reading to get a  Link to the list .....

Funny Pictures: In lou of a MEME Round-up (Ps...HAPPY birthday DEREK sample)

Duct Tape Fixes everything

....clever....

More ahead........ if you continue!

Thanks Youtube: Blasphemy has never been so fun

I just came across a collection of videos in a series that logically chastises the absurd system we call 'judeo-christian dogma'.... ok well most call it Christianity, but you get the picture

Moe Videos (pun intended): All the Mcbain cuts edited into a 'movie'

In case you grew up watching the simpsons.....this might interest you!
Youtube user RJpeel3 decided to edit together ALL the Mcbain cutaways from various episodes of the simpsons into one big (and when I say big I mean.......under 4 minutes, sorry for the hype) short film:

Enjoy

It's February so.... Time for a meme Round-up (a super-ultra-omega round-up with 1000% more memes) Pt.2 cuz there's more.....)

I decided to cut this meme round up into 2 parts. and since the blog posts these in order of their creation (IE: newest first oldest last....) you should skip this and start directly below first them come back to this and 'continue' from there.... unless you want to be a rebel.... you rebel (either way there is a S%&t ton of memes so.... yeah). Not to mention if you view this is As#-backwards order.... you can think of it as time travel, and it could be all wibbly wobbly and timey wimey..... or stupid like the prequels, depending on your position on that

AWWWW YEAH... part 2 is starting out strong

MEME Round-up: 2014 and Snowmageddon

"big as a bridge"

2014's first edition of 'MEME Round-up' is now underway baby

College Humor does it again: 6 super-hot sex moves from PG-13 movies!

so.... yeah collegehumor.com released this little comedic article, studying moves from movies (because we all know that wooooorks...)

I chose #5 because it was my favorite, made me laugh the most and also subtly references a family guy moment (Diamonds......She'll pretty much have to)

either way..... if you'd like to read the article and laugh too click right aboutttttttt -------> HERE (and not a letter too late either, or the link won't work)

Steve Kardynal you are hilarious buddy!

Youtube featured a video the other day that had me CRACKING UP!:

The picture of the video is enough to be intrigued.....

For more videos of this video continue reading....  ----->

Machete kills....again..... in space: the trailer!

So I haven't gotten around to seeing the sequel to Machete:

However I did stumble across some interesting and hilarious news: If this movie does well enough for Robert Rodriguez's interests they've already got a third one lined up annnnnnnnnnd it (drum roll please....) TAKES PLACE IN SPACE!
I love the throwback cheesy movies receive whenever they blastoff towards the final frontier. Jason did it..... The Leprechaun did it..... thge rocket-man did it...... now Machete is doing it!

Continue Reading to watch the already-shot-but-just-awaiting-a-demand-from-audiences trailer

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Slams 'Gravity'

I know it's a few weeks fashionably late but I just came across this article from PopularScience were Neil DeGrasse Tyson (pictured above looking stlyin') went on Twitter after seeing the "movie" and proceeded to rip it a new one.......only to wrap up with the ever so shifty "I still enjoyed it" or some BS (I paraphrased that quote BTW). Continue reading for NERDY information on EXACTLY how inaccurate (scientifically) a movie is....who woulda thought that works of fiction were fake?

Another day another Useless youtube video: Party all the time

So who hasn't heard Eddie Murphy's (really it's Rick James as performed by Eddie Murphy but thats a debate) 'hit' single PARTY ALL THE TIME. Thats shit came out circa 1985, when I was still just a twinkle in the eye, and it's been causing all sorts of verbs to reality.

Sidenote: I found PATT on vinyl at a record store for $.99, and I scooped that sweet deal up because why not! Double sidenote: I bought Dio's Holy Diver on vinyl for $.99 in the same trip, and that REALLY was awesome. ("Cool story bro").

ANYWAYS watch this funny tribute/mash-up to PArty all the time and laugh at the Rick James Coc scene