Another day another Fan theory: This one is about the simpsons

The simpsons....... that one show with those yellow people who have done EVERYTHING imaginable (SIMPSONS DID IT!)

The internet........ that super highway of linked computers and information full of wonder, and nonsense, and love and hate (and porn).

Sometimes (and by sometimes I mean ALL the time......heck that why I do this lil' thing here).... okay..... quite a bit..... we get to see lil tidbits of gold. Lil gems of cleverness and little trinkets and thoughts that are plain priceless......and also..... FAN THEORIES... such wonderful, pointless bits of fictional logic that add to, detract from, and flat-out enhance the lores of many of the franchises and stories we have come to cherrish. The Star Wars ring theory..... INDIANA JONES 5 being an asphyxiating and refrigerating hallucination, Inspector Gadget is doctor Claw etc....
I GOT A NEW ONE

It involves the aforementioned Simpsons family....... continue reading for the scoop.

Pretty Self-Explanatory: Top 20 childhood conspiracies.... (Fan Theories ROCK)

I love how elaborate conspiracy theories CAN be and I love how intertwined some of these may be...... Now unless you're the author of ANY source material or unless you have LEGAL control over it, than you don't control the universe....PERIOD..... Only the Beatles know what their songs are about (if anything.....) and none of your theories with empirical evidence can convince me otherwise (this is an analogy of what I'm trying to convey). That's how it is when you view things subjectively from the outside (with a self-derived context) but that is neither here nor there...... I still enjoy the crazy theories and the wild imaginations people have with those theories so I'd just to share some good ones with you

Fanboy Theory: I'm calling it. Wolverine is cable for the X-men: Days of future past

SchWHAT!? you say... and I say YES! (well possibly, I don't KNOW per se but I can damn sure speculate) I'm calling it: Wolverine is going to play cable in the upcoming X-men flick.

So let me preface this with an introduction paragraph, laying the scene, having seemingly nothing to do with the theory at hand but still...
So I saw 'The Wolverine' this morning with my buddy Jeff and although this article won't be about that movie I will say that I enjoyed the movie for what it was and without giving away ANY spoilers I will say that, if my theory holds true, all of my gripes with the movie and the X-men franchise in general (particularly and primarily Wolverine: Origins) will be rewritten and fixed with Bryan Singer's re-entry into a saga he help create and launch.

I would also like to add that this theory came spur of the moment, in a conversation with my bestfriend Nathan, and will likely contain some holes in which I'll have to revisit in the future to readjust my foundations. so if you see any inconsistencies please point them out but don't be douchy or nit-picky about it.

so without further ado here we go (read on to find out):