The simpsons....... that one show with those yellow people who have done EVERYTHING imaginable (SIMPSONS DID IT!)
The internet........ that super highway of linked computers and information full of wonder, and nonsense, and love and hate (and porn).
Sometimes (and by sometimes I mean ALL the time......heck that why I do this lil' thing here).... okay..... quite a bit..... we get to see lil tidbits of gold. Lil gems of cleverness and little trinkets and thoughts that are plain priceless......and also..... FAN THEORIES... such wonderful, pointless bits of fictional logic that add to, detract from, and flat-out enhance the lores of many of the franchises and stories we have come to cherrish. The Star Wars ring theory..... INDIANA JONES 5 being an asphyxiating and refrigerating hallucination, Inspector Gadget is doctor Claw etc....
I GOT A NEW ONE
It involves the aforementioned Simpsons family....... continue reading for the scoop.