A random pack of reading for the mild-mannered surfer

If you're down for a wonderful, wacky, wild, and variety-packed-randomness...... then this article is for you!

That's right kids so hold onto your seats, strap yourself in the above carseat and peruse this selection of articles that I've comes across and want to pass onto anybody who will listen. We've got a variety this week-- some random lists off buzzfeed.com, some cool science articles from PopularScience, A Key & Peele sketch (I love these guys) , plus more!

I'd hate to leave you in suspense but I don't want to jam your browser with every bit off of every article so you're getting the preview: Continue Reading for the whollllllllle scoop :-)

A lesson about tipping.....and farting

Continue Reading for the whoel snip-et

(Via theoatmeal.com)

Steve Kardynal you are hilarious buddy!

Youtube featured a video the other day that had me CRACKING UP!:

The picture of the video is enough to be intrigued.....

For more videos of this video continue reading....  ----->

$150...a little pricey but we're onto something here: Portable hydrogen-cell charger

I was doing my usual stumbling when I came across this bad boy from the lovely folks at POPULARSCIENCE (you know....that one place where I constantly cite articles and other peculiar things....)

It's the Brunton Hydrogen Reactor (which i'm sure doesn't live up to the name, but owning a hydrogen reacto..ANDDD it's portable.... double bonus)

"A single Hydrogen Reactor cartridge carries a week’s worth of smartphone power—more juice than any other portable source. When a user inserts one of the 3-inch cartridges into the Reactor, a catalyst frees electrons from hydrogen. The freed electrons move into a circuit that delivers power to gadgets over USB. The remaining hydrogen reacts with oxygen to produce the process’s only byproduct: water vapor."

------S*T*A*T*S------

Output: 2 amps

Cartridge capacity: 8,500 mAh 

I swear I'm not doing a product plug.... I just find this nifty. As time progresses this will only get cheaper and more refined. HUZZAH!

-Sincerely,
ME
(Thanks Caffeine!)

Machete kills....again..... in space: the trailer!

So I haven't gotten around to seeing the sequel to Machete:

However I did stumble across some interesting and hilarious news: If this movie does well enough for Robert Rodriguez's interests they've already got a third one lined up annnnnnnnnnd it (drum roll please....) TAKES PLACE IN SPACE!
I love the throwback cheesy movies receive whenever they blastoff towards the final frontier. Jason did it..... The Leprechaun did it..... thge rocket-man did it...... now Machete is doing it!

Continue Reading to watch the already-shot-but-just-awaiting-a-demand-from-audiences trailer

Not-Quite a MEME round-up: But some good advice at least!

A Poignant way to start out..... 

Continue Reading to get uplifting mottos n such

(And Give Albert Camus novel 'The Stranger' get you thinking....seriously.....read it)

GTA V Guide Update: Max out your stats too!

Here it is, A guide for maxing out those pesky stats for each character in GTA V
Example:

Stamina

Benefits: Increases your ability to run, swim, and ride a bicycle at fast speeds without damaging your character’s health.
How to increase it: Every eighteen yards you run, minute you swim, and minute you cycle will increase this stat by 1%. This statistic is one of the easier items to increase if you’re a fan of exploring.

Continue Reading for the full scoop

TODAY BATKID went live: Humanity still has a shred of dignity left

so today was the day. Today was the day a little Boy had a day farrrr better than a good majority of our days combined.....he got to  be BATMAN and he got to save San Fransisco (turned into a makeshift Gotham)

This is 5 year-old Miles, and he is bravely battling leukemia. So Make-A-Wish decided to make this kids day.... in the most awe-inspiring heart-melting way-- He gets to SAVE people and become Batkid

I originally read about this wonderful event through an article posted weeks back on GEEKOLOGIE'S MAIN PAGE (<---the article was there in case you missed that one)

Continue reading on for more information and the livestream link (if case you'd like to view it in process)

MEME Round-up: the funny stuff is piling up

I know that I don't do 'MEME round-up' too periodically, but in keeping with that tradition I'm also going to have to break it. I've got a BUNCH! of pictures to be posting and some funny/witty/cynical humor to dish out... so I'm going to snap RIGHT to it!

Continue Reading for more hilarity n' sich....

Affordable Education: It's free...now what's your excuse?

I Fucking Love Science posted this picture and article:

Never complain that you're bored ever again.
This is genuinely an amazing resource, check it out here:http://bit.ly/16qtJDq
This isn't new, this resource (and many others like it) has been available for a long time. People just don't know about it! So check it out, and TELL YOUR FRIENDS. Spread the knowledge.

It turns out (through sifting through this postings comment section of other FB users) there are other websites with many free courses. Upon doing a quick 100 comment sweep I came across these. I'll be looking later as well so more link may pop up in a second article put for now this is what I have:
Continue reading for more
(this Article. Originally posted July,28 2013. But will be continually reposted as updates are added)

GTA V Guide Hub: A one-stop click away (updated 11/19/13)

So I'm sure the time has came and went but I've come across a few guides and tips for GTA V and I'm listing them below.

Tips from playing the stock market to the buzz about GTA V's Alien 'conspiracy' and even straight-up cheat codes. Read on to reap the benefits. Also.... pick up the game and give it a play-through. With all the content, and hidden content, and side story sub-plots you're guaranteed countless hours of fun and mayhem

"because....dude....aliens"

Jar Jar Binks killed: Gungans/Universe rejoices

I just came across the video sweeping the internet...... Jar Jar Binks' Death!?

Somebody FINALLY decided to cut and re-cut some footage from phantom menace to give a galaxy far, far, away a little bit of peace (Or a new hope?). Jar Jar is single-handedly the main reason for the downfall of the glorious republic and he deserved this and much more. Continue Reading to watch the clip!

MEME Round-up: Thors'day Edition

To pay tribute to the midnight release of THOR (which occurred at 8'Oclock Today according to my cinema....for some strangely awesome reason) today. I've got a little MEME Round-Up (with a decent majority coming from Dana Winkler and her TUMBLR)

Just watch this

and melt to the sounds of Smaug's haunting vocals.....

Tom Hiddleston You're so charming.....

I love Tom Hiddleston. I do not know him personally but his conduct seems to be with thatof a person who: is smart, is funny, is warm, is charming, is handsome, is polite, and good-natured. Hue Grant could learn ALOT from this man.. ( if you know me you'll know how much I loathe that shit actor Hue Grant....PSH friggin 9 Months...psh)
ANYWAYS.....
to commemorate the release of Thor: The Dark World (in less than 48 hours from right now) this lighthearted parody video was released on youtube..... ALONG WITH A NEW HOBBIT TRAILER which will be coming in another post!

Continue reading to see the video and laugh as Loki pushes a little girl out of her chair. What a loveable jerk...

A week late and a sentinel short: The long-anticipated, fanboy orgasm known as 'Days of Future Past' now has a trailer

BAZINGA (trademarked BTW...) I got ya!!! Just kidding, well kind of.... Here is a hilarious youtube skit for you to break the ice. After you've watched that continue reading for the real trailer to the Bryan Singer master piece (hopefully I won't be eating my words...)

Zeno's Paradox, Illegal numbers and some confusing math!

I was stumbling today and I came across some information that my brain still hasn't fully wrapped its mind around. MATH!

First off, I'm bad at math..... I'm an american. When I was in gradeschool, like many kids, I didn't care about my education and I took all the tools and utilities for granted. Now I'm working on changing that because I'm working on improving that.

ANYWAYS..... Math stumbling... I came across some awesomely mind-blowing videos from a youtube channel 'Numberphile"

So here's to you numberpile!

More videos contained within!