Josh Brolin to play Thanos!: all you need to know contained before the colon <----

I already revealed the big news in the title but you heart it write...... When Avengers 3 hits theaters Josh Brolin will be playing Thanos!

Here I am minding my own business, I got off work early and was reading my sources for movie news (and catching up on that internet gossip), when scroll past this. Wow, I'm excited. More info contained within (you must construct addiotional pylons):

Just saw X-men: Dofp........ and very much enjoyed it

Nancy, Nathan and I just got back from seeing X-men: Days of future past......my god...... AWESOME. First off, I'd like to point out that I'm currently eating my words about Quicksilver, yeah he looks like something out of a sisco music video but damn is his part in the movie the coolest. Magneto... Tragic Hero. Charles Xavier.... Hero on a path of self-pity (after the events of X-men First class). It is gritty too, in the bleak future the X-men get killed off one by one in gruesome fashions. I'm not going to give anything away EXCEPT this: Banshee, Pixie (or Angel.....psh its not angel), Azazel, and Emma Frost were all killed between First Class and Days of future past. Mystique found out that they had been captured and tortured because of their unique abilities. That's horrible......and they got mugshots of their autopsys.....morbid. All in all I'd say DofP is the best if not second best X-men movie (hands down). If you do go and see the movie ask yourself this question: Is the person in the opening scene an alternate timeline Cable?

One thing though..... Just like it was cheesy when they put the 'juggernaut bitch' gag into X-3 I lost my sH!t and cracked up uncontrollably when Mystique (and I'm sure they didn't do this on purpose) was getting mind controlled by Xavier and she utters "Get outta my head charles"

Just... Awesome: Photographer Uses ‘Star Wars’ Figurines To Depict A Day In The Life Of A Stormtrooper (Photos)

I just came across an awesome and creative article about a photographer named  Zahir Batin’s who did a whole photo series depicting a 'Day in the life' of aa Clone/Stormtrooper. How creative....really....and neat. and the pictures of fanboyrific. Continue reading for a few more pics and a link to the article for the full series.

So even in my absence of posting articles and what-not I was still perusing, searching, viewing, and cataloging future posts. I have an abundance of them so here is a Meta-post. It's The ocasional post containing a lot of posts....post. Let's get started!!!!

Article 1: 41 Camping hacks you'd wish you though of sooner

A nice article if you're a DIY enthusiast.

Continue reading for more article..... there's a bunch.

5 Sexual Positions to try while stoned

 Self Explanatory. Have fun. Thanks HIGHTIMES.COM. 'Nuff Said. You're Welcome

A Wtf moment: Edgar Wright set to ...non-...direct Ant-man?

That's right....that isn't a type.....nor is it cryptic, or trickery...... it is neither lible or rumor (how else can I say this....).It was announced today that Edgar Wright, will no longer be moving forward as director for the upcoming 'Ant-man' movie, starring Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas.

IMPORTANT NEWS (at least in my world)

Last night my best buddy Derek proposed to his girlfriend Dana and SHE SAID YES! I cannot, at least in words, express how excited I am about this. Here is a decent comparison though:

If them getting engaged was the N-64 and Nathan and I were the kid than that is about it. Either way it is wonderful news because they are adorable together. Like two puzzle pieces or spaghetti and meatballs...... maybe lamb and tunafish? (big daddy reference anybody?)

I wish them a lifetime of happiness and a long and fruitful experience. HUZZAH TO THEM I SAY!

Christopher Nolan in the hizzy: Interstellar trailer

The new Interstellar trailer dropped and I still am trying to process it. I know it is about huuuuuge travel and my buddy Jeff mentioned that the ship is using an alcubierre drive which I'm also trying to process. I digress though.... (Post #209)

and for those who care: Edge of Tomorrow has a new trailer too. Click continue reading to view that one

On demand Natural Hallucination: WARNING....not intense but still interesting

I just did this so I know it works. It wasn't anything like a psycadelic trip AT ALL but it is a neat optical illusion, just like staring at an american flag then instantly looking at blank paper to see your vision produce a negative version for a few seconds. EITHER WAY.... do what this video says.

Continue reading to see the actual video, this is just a reference picture. although it will cause optical illusions too.

Marvel Cinematic Universe Timeline (made Easy...now with Pictures)

Ever since the beginning of phase one (i'm talking....post Iron Man 2 specifically.....when the universe idea was just being booted..) people have been trying to keep the chronology in order as far as cannon/history/lore of the movies go. I've seen pages, and text pages and even some charts/graphs with images and easte-eggs and what not, but today I came across a website that had a pretty sweet and tangible graphic that explains about the MCU (aka....marvel cinematic universe) up until the present.

THIS IS NOT THE IMAGE!!!!!!

I just want to stress this enough. The above image IS NOT what I am talking about. For some reason I can't link the images on this blog so you've got to visit THIS PAGE HERE to actually view what I am talking about.

ENJOY (and you're welcome......btw THANKS internet for making a concise and detailed infographic)

COMIC CON!!!

Today was the annual MOTOR CITY COMIC CON. This year I went with my girlfriend Nancy, my buddy Jeff, my best buddy Nathan, My best buddy Derek and his girlfriend Dana. It was an awesome event. Filled with walking, energy drinks, talks of comics and things of nerdy natures, more walking, comics, peeing, comics, more walking, nancy shaking Ernie Hudson's hand and me peeing with Khal Drogo. I didn't take any pictures this year but you bet you're bottom dollar I'm going to post some pics from other cons. 

Some notable guests include: Chris Claremont, Hershel and Shane from THE WALKING DEAD, Tommy the Green Ranger, The Nasty boys, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, William Shatner, Ernie Hudson, Khal Drogo, that girl from SONS OF ANARCHY and many more that I can't recall.

OH MY!

Baloo the bear, Leo the lion, and Shere Khan the tiger were found locked in a basement undernourished and abused.

The trio were originally owned by a drug dealer who didn't  properly care for them, leading to neglect and poor health.

In 2001, Noah’s Ark Animal Sanctuary, a nonprofit that cares for animals in need, came to the rescue, and took them to Locust Grove, Georgia, where they were treated for injuries.

BILL NYE!

It's that Picture I was talking about

Man..... I'm on a posting rampage. First I go MIA (Sorry again you 3 people who read this) for a month then I come back (out of the blue I might add) and now I'm on my 3rd post in less than 2 hrs. NICE!

Now I am here to type to you (because I cannot speak of 'talk' in the written medium.... having a 'chat' seemed out of place. Sorry for the initial confusion) about a serious topic. YESTERDAY THE BAT MOBILE WAS TEASED!!! OMG OMG OMG.... Look at that drap. I mean c'mon! I'm dying to know if that is Canvas or maybe a material with a super high thread count..... PSYCHE! That Batmobile under it is looking PRIT-TEA fine there if I do say so myself (which I was literally doing). If you continue reading this delightful spoiler get's even more intense! Complete with an unveiling and a surprise addition of one Affleckedly-Caped-Crusader (but shhhhhh.... that part is a BIGGG surprise)

This just in: Channing Tatum to kinetically charge his next striptease

When Ben Affleck was cast as Batman, I became nervous. When Jesse Eisenberg was cast a Lex Luther, I was strangely O.k. with it (what? I can see him playing a young lex). But the news that came out of left field, a month ago as a rumor, has now become reality..... CHANNING TATUM IS GAMBIT

I confirmation came at a totally random time too. I mean I was just perusing the articles on my normal news sites (SHH, IWS, Geekologie) and 1st I come across the unveiled new BATMOBILE (with surprise bonus -Affleck-finally-suiting-up-action..... More on that later BTW)  which looks really amazing then I see the above picture and I'm taken aghast.

I still don't know how I feel about this one..... On one hand I like Channing Tatum's work and I think he could pull it off...... Then on the other hand I'm thinking this is Topher Grace as Venom but backwards, this was casting Heath Ledger as the joker (although I am proudly wrong about that one.... I will admit) this is like making Sandman float away in a cloud of forgiveness.

Here's what SuperHeroHypes's Article had to say (by the way you can click that link.....in case you didn't know):

Following the reveal this morning that Channing Tatum will play the X-Men character Gambit, The Hollywood Reporter has learned that he will in fact debut in 2016's X-Men: Apocalypse right before appearing in his own solo spin-off film.
Though no writer or director have been attached to the project, it's possible that "Gambit" could be the "Untitled FOX Marvel Movie" which is currently set for release on July 18, 2018. Check back for more information on the project as we learn it. What do you think of Tatum's casting as Gambit?

Real Talk....

I just realized that I HAVEN'T posted ANYTHING the ENTIRE month of April....... wow man, I'm slacking. Then again it is kind of hard sometimes (I swear I'm fending off minor depression) and I get side tracked. Right now I'm going practical in life as opposed to comfortable..... I gotta take care of my finances until I get a new car before I can worry about having fun in life these days.

I'm back and this is how I show it: Chris Columboe's SHIP WAS found....... after 500 years!

I won't even get started on the bullshit-star-spangled story of Christopher Columbus and his journey of discovering the 'new world' and how historically INACCURATE it is (do your research and draw your own conclusion) but I will say this: They found the Santa Maria after 500 years. There you have it..... that's the whole article summed up after the colon.

HOWEVER..... If, by chance, you happen to be interested in the details of this discovery you may want to continue to read. If you continue to read then you will be more informed than the 'summed up' reader, although truthfully you both still reach the same conclusion.