Reality is a B: Movie Logic for possibly unhappy endiings...

Sometimes realty has got to troll you. Or is it logic? Or maybe both (or maybe Orton outta nowhere)? I don't know so don't ask me. I do love thought and perspective and that's why when I come across these types of articles (or fan theories) I get all giddy. This article though is slightly morbid. but, like I said, it is intriguing nonetheless. Here's #8 out of 10 for example: Fight Club.

8. The Narrator In Fight Club Is Finally Free Of All Burdens… And Is Going To Jail For The Rest Of His Life (Fight Club)

Fight Club is a movie designed to hurt your brain, but it also clings to a great twist that most of us didn’t see coming the first time we watched it. The narrator, Jack (Ed Norton), spends much of the movie interacting with a badass named Tyler Durden, who is played by Brad Pitt. Durden is everything that Jack wants to be, although it eventually turns out that Jack was Durden all along – he has two split personalities, see, one of which has been making him do awful things under the guise of a group calling themselves “Project Mayhem.”

One of these “awful” things is rigging huge explosives to a bunch of buildings downtown. In the movie’s iconic final scene, Jack finally rids himself of Durden by shooting himself in the face (hence, the defiant gesture alone is enough to “kill” this other personality). Jack himself survives this, though, and we realise then that he has overcome his anxieties, is able to embrace the woman he loves, Marla, and can finally take control of his life. Then all the rigged buildings explode outside as the pair watch from atop a skyscraper…

But Wait…

Continue reading for the slightly anticlimactic conclusion

Here's something I am thankful for: People who have a keen sense of humor and are dapper with photoshop

I love Star Wars, we know this.... I love History, we may not know this.... I love comedy and humor, hopefully we know this..... I love when the three are blended in a clever and artistic fashion.... MY memory is a but fuzzy on WWII, you know.....considering I wasn't even born.....moreover, by dad wasn't even a gleam in his daddy's eye. But anyways...... Some Genius has decided to use their photoshop expertise and give the world a little gift, and I laughed....and was amazed with wonder

and I DECREE........THere sHALL be a Meme Round-up!: Really I just needed the excuse for one

Well guys and gals...... I'm back down to one job so article are about to start happening again... HERE TO KICK OFF THIS MOMENTOUS OCcASSION IS.... ME--me Round up! (huzzah)

Oh, the things (and not just 1 and 2.....Dr. Seuss): Funny Bible Otherings

Key and Peele is my Sh------------------------------------------------------------------------------------t

I <3 Key and Peele. I think they're smart and funny and their comedy is very well written and fluid. If there ever was a show that could come close to being as funny as Chapelle's Show this would be it. Key and Peele have been cracking jokes for a loooooooooooooooooooooong time and I've only been put onto them in the last year of two. Anyways....... Today before my 2nd job started I decided to do some relaxing by watching internet stuff. I forgot about a lot of these skits and the Liam Neeson ones are just the best. Enjoy!

Wayyyyyy more clips ahead....

MISSINGno and the Masters of the Universe!

"Over the years, people have battled and captured hundreds of Pokémon. And while everyone has their favorite, no pocket monster is as infamous as "Missingno." That's because Missingno isn't quite a Pokémon at all.
 Let me explain. As Pokémon veterans and gaming history buffs know, Missingno is a glitch that players can find in Pokémon Red and Blue. I thought I'd take this opportunity to break down the many reasons why Missingno stands as one one of the coolest, most notorious glitches in gaming." -The Io9 Article I just read

Do you suffer from not knowing the answer to any of these life-consuming questions:

 -What is MissingNO?
 -How do you find it?
 -How does it Work?
 -Why is this glitch so famous?

THEN VISIT THIS ARTICLE SILLY AND ALSO........
 ENJOY the Vids

Geekologie ALREADY DID THIS ARTICLE so I won't bother to piggu-back its popularity or pretend I found it from some obscure location that isn't real(like on the clothes of an 'ebola' victim......ZING) but I do want to maximize the Sharingness of this information and I also want to bring attention to the fact that I just made up sharingness...Oh god

Either Way- here's a jist of the article:

Because what is work if not a place to spend as little time as possible doing what you're being paid to do, this is the Internet Arcade a website that allows you to play emulated versions of over 900 classic arcade games in-browser. Like, not knock-offs like a lot of in-browser games, but the actual original ROMs. Press 5 to feed the machine quarters, 1 or 2 to pick the number of players, and Ctrl/Alt/space for most buttons. You can also plug in a controller if you've got one. I can't tell you how much time I've spent today playing different games and reminiscing about my youth, but definitely more than enough to get fired if IT is monitoring my web usage. *phone ringing* Hello? YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.
Thanks to Suni and BootyClapClap (nice! I wish I could do that), who I suspect will both easily log over 10 hours of gameplay at work this week.

And then there is:

Which has a F$&K ton more games to add to that......

I am however going to be a bastard though and bait some clicks..... ::SAYING IT IN A BUGSY/30's gangster tone::

MYEAH SEE......IF YA WANNA GET YA FREE GAMES SEE, YA GO THROUGH ME NOW SEE. I'M MICKY 2-GUNS AND I RUN THINGS

(Continue) Reading for links

ORTON (article) Outta nowhere!

If you don't like wrestling (or 'sports entertainment' as it is known as) This ENTIRE post may not interest you. Watch the video a be a judge. Give it a 30 second chance. You might laugh. It IS pretty random and it IS pretty absurd. If you do enjoy wrestling may I also recommend watching the above video, with the difference of the entire clip. I came across an RKO vine a week or two ago and laughed my ass off. It was a biff from a skateboarder, but it is sooo random and unique ad clever and unexpected and.......RUN ON SENTENCES <BR> anyways

I found a whole bunch of them and would like to share. THESE VIDEO Wins the internet for the day so Continue reading if you are sure that this IS what you want.

Whose Chesea Hunter and Why is she topless on a horse? Woman attemtps to Court Putin, pisses off Instagram (JK)

This B!&<h and her cry for attention: (Continue reading for the scoop) my 2 cents