EMGA (It's suppose to say MEGA but I'm leaving it) ARTICLE

I've had a littel bit to drink..... as evidenced by my drastic increase in spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors..... I apologize.... well kind of.....
You see... I am sorry... but..... I have been shoveling snow aggressively alllllll week long (working for my apartment complex entails perks such as that) so I am self medicating with the cheapest and most effective muscle relaxer and anti-inflammatory there is...... Alcohol*
(*not a fact AT ALL)


I feel like I am geting WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
off topic.....
Anyways..... the Article..... um yes.....
Well as you can tell my posting lately has been sporadic at best..... so needless to say I have come across (ewwww) and bookmarked ALOT of things that are nifty..... so this is your typical MEGA POST!

Split into 2 parts because there is a crap ton of crap..... sheesh...... me explainging this and going on and on and also meandering about pointless nonesense is almost article in itself..... I wonder when the effects of my dribking will become more drastic.... oh wait..... already in the course of this....
between intoxication and this crappy $10 walmart keyboard lol

CLICK CONTINUE TO FINALLY GET TO THINGS THAT AREN'T POINTLESS
(or are at least intended to NOT TO be)