"Scientists have synthesized methanetetrol, an elusive alcohol that could be the foundation of alien life."
Now I don't know about you, but THAT'S exactly how you start off an article. It POPs enough and is guaranteed to capture attention. I just picture some aliens getting Cosmically WHITE GIRL WASTED. haha. Apparently though, scientists are doing what scientists do and F**ked around (Which always but inevitably leads to finding out) and this was the result.....a wonderous, witty, drunken result.
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