I just read a F$^ked up article (JK): Grisly Remains Of 15 Hobbits Discovered In Peter Jackson’s Attic

so guys... I came across an atrocity just now (just kidding....but go on....), right at this moment... Well maybe like 10 minutes ago by the time I get to typing a pluggin this article... But pretend: Right at this moment I happen-stanced a disturbing article:

Grisly Remains Of 15 Hobbits Discovered In Peter Jackson’s Attic

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Peter Jackson (picture above and right) has been taken into police custody after the grisly remains of
15 hobbits were discovered in his house... I don't know when... I don't know where (well actually I do...his house) and I don't know what I'll do! (except laugh because the onion does a great job making convincing bullshit allllllll day long)



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