It's February: Time for a meme Round-up (a super-ultra-omega round-up with 1000% more memes)

HUZZAH! I love doing these. If I could I'd make a majority of my posts meme Round-ups, but that would get redundant and tedious very quickly (like when I have to spell check after every post because my fingers have keybaord dyslexia.... look at keyboard, I'll just leave that one alone). So I hold off and wait, silently, patiently, dark knightingly (yup that just happened).

Without further ado:

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Poo infographic!

(Via IF_cking<3Science's facebook)

MEME Round-up: the funny stuff is piling up

I know that I don't do 'MEME round-up' too periodically, but in keeping with that tradition I'm also going to have to break it. I've got a BUNCH! of pictures to be posting and some funny/witty/cynical humor to dish out... so I'm going to snap RIGHT to it!

Continue Reading for more hilarity n' sich....

MEME round up: 9/20 Edition (movin on upppppp)

So I just got done spending 11 hours moving my girlfriend and I into our new apartment and man AM I BEAT. I wanted to do SOMETHING on here, but wanted to be lazy so my conclusion: MEME round-up. I can be funny, productive and lazy all at the same time! KUDOS to DANA WINKLER (Derek's GF) who is my source for the best ones (usually is too). I'd also like to thank: The internet, my mother, sarcastic comedy, Bill Nye and StumbleUPON (big thank you there...you beatout my MOM for closer on my thankyou list.)


SO here we gooo......

Copied this from Facebook: I wish milk was water, then I'd be alright

I DID NOT KNOW THIS!

Water or Coke? We all know that water is important but I’ve never seen it written like this before. and REMEMBER if you "SHARE" this post it will SAVE on your personal page so you can refer to it later.

WATER
1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.

2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 30%.

4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

And now for the properties of COKE

1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7.. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

IMPORTANT INFO

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or coke?

Random: Humor Alert: Thank you Dana Winkler!

Dana Winkler, my bestfriend Derek's girlfriend, just posted the most hilarious picture and I'm going to share it with you now, in an effort to share the laughter I just experienced. 

you're welcome. Have a lovely day!

I'm not going to Delete FaceBook but this is worth a watch none the less

Chances are that we don't fall into the 'I abuse facebook to a point it's a codependency' but this video is still eye opening and worth a watch nonetheless. It points out how social media, in an effort to bring us closer, has actually pulled us far apart. Sometimes it is easy to forget about the simple, minute or trivial things is relationships that make living worth living and we need a reminder. Today was a day for me and I want to share these two videos (and a bonus third funny Video) in case somebody else is having that day too and needs this:

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