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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
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Friday, March 27, 2015

wow..... Pi day was my last post... oh boy, I've got some catching up to do: MEMES!

It's been about 2 weeks since my last post.... Time to spit out a few articles and fun tidbits I suppose....

First and foremost, MEME round up is coming to a BLOG near you (like right now, don't worry... or wait)


WARNING: A good majority of these will be Star Wars memes so be ready, although it isn't a Star Wars meme round up.............. yet

Friday, March 6, 2015

Harrison Ford you are the Man!

So in case you didn't know...... Han Solo recently crashed his plane (this isnt the first crash he has survived either.....what a Bad @$$) oon a golf course...... if you didn't know that read about it here here here or here (or look on your FB newsfeed or any star wars fan page)


So now that you're up to speed....... EVERYTHING IS EXPECTED TO BE 'ALL GOOD' as they say......  Since the time for concern has passed the internet has been hard as work with the memes though...... so you know what that MEMES (get it....like MEANS but with-- nevermind)
Continue reading for those gems.. here's a preview:


Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Muh Muh........mother Effin more eff memes mother Effer

Now it is time for a quick narrative with images.....and visuals

o.k........ Now that that is out of the way and now that the last thing you see before reading this is a waving willy.... I think we can continue, as mature adults.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Reality is a B: Movie Logic for possibly unhappy endiings...



Sometimes realty has got to troll you. Or is it logic? Or maybe both (or maybe Orton outta nowhere)? I don't know so don't ask me. I do love thought and perspective and that's why when I come across these types of articles (or fan theories) I get all giddy. This article though is slightly morbid. but, like I said, it is intriguing nonetheless. Here's #8 out of 10 for example: Fight Club.

8. The Narrator In Fight Club Is Finally Free Of All Burdens… And Is Going To Jail For The Rest Of His Life (Fight Club)


Fight Club is a movie designed to hurt your brain, but it also clings to a great twist that most of us didn’t see coming the first time we watched it. The narrator, Jack (Ed Norton), spends much of the movie interacting with a badass named Tyler Durden, who is played by Brad Pitt. Durden is everything that Jack wants to be, although it eventually turns out that Jack was Durden all along – he has two split personalities, see, one of which has been making him do awful things under the guise of a group calling themselves “Project Mayhem.”
One of these “awful” things is rigging huge explosives to a bunch of buildings downtown. In the movie’s iconic final scene, Jack finally rids himself of Durden by shooting himself in the face (hence, the defiant gesture alone is enough to “kill” this other personality). Jack himself survives this, though, and we realise then that he has overcome his anxieties, is able to embrace the woman he loves, Marla, and can finally take control of his life. Then all the rigged buildings explode outside as the pair watch from atop a skyscraper…
But Wait…
Continue reading for the slightly anticlimactic conclusion

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

ORTON (article) Outta nowhere!

If you don't like wrestling (or 'sports entertainment' as it is known as) This ENTIRE post may not interest you. Watch the video a be a judge. Give it a 30 second chance. You might laugh. It IS pretty random and it IS pretty absurd. If you do enjoy wrestling may I also recommend watching the above video, with the difference of the entire clip. I came across an RKO vine a week or two ago and laughed my ass off. It was a biff from a skateboarder, but it is sooo random and unique ad clever and unexpected and.......RUN ON SENTENCES <BR> anyways
I found a whole bunch of them and would like to share. THESE VIDEO Wins the internet for the day so Continue reading if you are sure that this IS what you want.


Monday, September 1, 2014

Meme Meme Meme Meme Meme Round-up. Round-up the explorer (read to the medley of Dora's theme)

MEME round-up for July/August!!!!!
Continue reading for moooooooooore pics

When Good intentions go bad: Children's Books and the titles we laugh at....

Things get taken out of context. Be it because of a change in time, fashion, thought, opinion, style, or even music. It is easy to poke fun at the dialogue in Romeo and Juliet because nobody talks like that anymore. But sometimes this bias can have a comical outcome and sometimes the pay off on these subtle gems of comedy is worth the little bit of ignorance that comes with it. Here is a collection of children book covers that can be taken one way or another.......a a new direction altogether. Continue reading to get a  Link to the list .....

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Thor Deleted Scene: It's loki doing chris evans..... NICE (spoiler?)

I found out about this on SuperHerohype.com:
(read their article here)
Empire has released a clip from the Blu-ray of Thor: The Dark World, which hits shelves February 25. In it, we're treated to an alternate version of Chris Evans' Captain America cameo but, unlike in the final film, this version features Tom Hiddleston in the outfit. That's because Evans' cameo was digitally inserted over the below footage and, on set, Hiddleston had the chance to don the suit and shield.


Wednesday, January 15, 2014

No Necessarily a MEME Round-up (but these makes me laugh still)...[ ALSO... post 200!!! (I didn't even notice, this was added post-post) ]

(so true by the way...... Especially with 'Fight Club')

So I'm not posting a MEME round-up per se but the theme, nontheless, is very similar. Funny pictures, hilarious captions and/or thought provoking stupidity ensue! Continue reading for some chuckles....

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Slams 'Gravity'





I know it's a few weeks fashionably late but I just came across this article from PopularScience were Neil DeGrasse Tyson (pictured above looking stlyin') went on Twitter after seeing the "movie" and proceeded to rip it a new one.......only to wrap up with the ever so shifty "I still enjoyed it" or some BS (I paraphrased that quote BTW). Continue reading for NERDY information on EXACTLY how inaccurate (scientifically) a movie is....who woulda thought that works of fiction were fake?

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Another day another Useless youtube video: Party all the time

So who hasn't heard Eddie Murphy's (really it's Rick James as performed by Eddie Murphy but thats a debate) 'hit' single PARTY ALL THE TIME. Thats shit came out circa 1985, when I was still just a twinkle in the eye, and it's been causing all sorts of verbs to reality.

Sidenote: I found PATT on vinyl at a record store for $.99, and I scooped that sweet deal up because why not! Double sidenote: I bought Dio's Holy Diver on vinyl for $.99 in the same trip, and that REALLY was awesome. ("Cool story bro").

ANYWAYS watch this funny tribute/mash-up to PArty all the time and laugh at the Rick James Coc scene


Monday, July 29, 2013

Meme Round-UP: Pointless but fulfilling

That's right boys and gals! Meme Round-up is back....
so without further adu (spelling?) here we go:

We be startin' off strong with a Game of Thrones Meme
continue for mooooore.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Random: Humor Alert: Thank you Dana Winkler!

Dana Winkler, my bestfriend Derek's girlfriend, just posted the most hilarious picture and I'm going to share it with you now, in an effort to share the laughter I just experienced. 


you're welcome. Have a lovely day!