Movie Fakts w/Dakk- Small Soldiers

 

Welp.....accidentally stumbled into a new segment cuz I'm liking these this tidbits, Movie fun facts if you will, and I'm gonna run with it................see where it takes us............... So with that in mind, let's

dive into this mid 90's guilty pleasure starring a $h!t ton of soon to be famous people 

(David Cross is such a unsung legend...cough cough WONDER SHOWZEN cough cough Halo 2 Voice work)

Here are those Juggalo AI slop videos......If you need a laugh

 

hahahahahahaha......

Dakk Reakts to: Juggalo AI SLOP (which is OC btw)

 

Sora AI may be the eventual downfall of humanity...........I may be contributing to that fall..............

But I guess DOOMSDAY has never been so entertaining. OMG I haven't laughed this hard or this much in quite some time. I am very much enjoying being an idiot with this, so CONTINUE READING and join my tomfoolery!

Dakk Reakts to: The Running Man (remake) Trailer

 

Yup, not gonna lie, this movie totally slid under my radar.......the way Tom Cruise and his squad did in the second TOP GUN MOVIE (which in and of itself was a blatant rip-off of the death star trench run in A NEW HOPE...for the record I'm NOT complaining. I fucking LOVE Top Gun and Top Gun: Maverick)

so here's my reaction to the new Trailer that just dropped. Check it out!

What a week on the internet...

 

New Dakk's Corner! Movie Fun Fact time

Today we are gonna learn a little fun fact about the 2011 Film DRIVE Directed by Bronson's own Nicolas Winding Refn and starring my uber talented man-crush RYAN GOSLING. The short is only about a minute and a half long so I'd say just jump in and watch it to learn how this movie inadvertently became a Time Capsule for LA 

Tomorrow……. Super Moon! (FYI)

 

WTF!!! Event Horizon is getting a PREQUEL COMIC! F*** Yeah

 

(This is a generated image and not from the comic or IP)

Hey there! Do you like Horror? How about Sci-fi? How about stunning practical and digital effects that were wayyy ahead of their time? ....All of this to lead you into my article because IT'S ABOUT EVENT HORIZON! That one wild wacky weird horror gem from the turn of the millennium! 

Well GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!? It's getting a PREQUEL treatment!!! (woohoo) 

"After spending nearly three decades as one of the most enigmatic gems of cult classic horror, Event Horizon is finally getting a follow-up. But rather than giving fans another dose of gore, the new prequel is looking to forever change how movie lovers view the franchise with Event Horizon: Dark Descent."-Sopurce via SCREENRANT

Continue Reading to learn more

Another day, another reason to love JRR TOLKIEN

 

Sign me up! -Kill Bill to finally be released as one cohesive film

That's right folks you heard that right.....................

Tarantino says: “I wrote and directed it as one movie—and I’m so glad to give the fans the chance to see it as one movie. The best way to see 'Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair' is at a movie theater in Glorious 70mm or 35mm. Blood and guts on a big screen in all its glory!"
 

Continue reading for more info!

Serenity Turned 20 and I MISSED IT!??? boooooooo

Man that just snuck up on me.....here I am doomscrolling social media and I see a post about celebrating the release of this cinematic GEM...... Such a great franchise and such a fun TV, cut down in its prime (yet another silly example of corporate greed) but ALAS! We got a movie out of the divorce, to give us some semblance of closure..... either way let's dust off the nostalgia glasses and admire a super young Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyk and Summer Glau (that's your cue to continue reading)

Article of Tomorrow: Superman Sequel Salad

 

Turns out, there's a buncha small tidbits about the SUPERMAN SEQUEL. I had a few articles picked out for my MEGA post until I discovered there's a surprising amount on information of the SEQUEL to JG's Superman alone so.......... why not just theme the S*** out of this post yanno? I compiled a list of some pertinent information below..... CONTINUE reading to learn more. 

Dakk Reakts To: The Conjuring 4

 

The Conjuring 4.....

The Conjuring: Last Rites...

2Con2Juring...... whatever you wanna call it....points is

It's Monday. I saw It. Let's have a chitchat about it!

(Continue reading.....Spoiler Alert: this is a one-sided conversation, sry)

DC Megaposting: Because why type up 3 articles when I don't have too!

 

Man.............ChatGPT is a strange fellow I tell ya, Making this image was an interesting endeavor and I'm now suspicious ChatGPT may be developing racist tendencies and prejudice towards

ANYWAYS, I just started the article and I'm already wayyy off topic. What I meant to say was...

AYE we got a decent bit of news concerning 

James Gunn's DC Cinematic Universe

With that being said, contained within are several articles themed with that subject.... CONTINUE READING for more info

It's Monday so have a laugh: A Witty Essay on My boy Steve

 

Tylenol MEME Round-up (Because parody and satire warm my soul)

 

If you've been on Social Media the last few days chances are you've come across a few people weighing in on the RFK/Tylenol Drama..... naturally the internet is doing what the internet does and is having a field day with the fallout and reaction.... So....please....by all means continue reading and laugh as the world burns!

Time to Spread managed DeMEMEcracy: HELLDIVERS MEME ROUND-UP BAYBAY

 

OOOOOOOH MAN OOOOOOH MAN OOOOOOOOOH MAN!

Been looking forward to this one and as promised It is following my last meme round-up. Hopefully this makes amends for my dereliction of duty spreading memes across the world! Today though, we spread MEMES for SUPEREARTH and the Super Citizens that inhabit it. Continue reading if you want a healthy dose of Liber-MEMES

Alert! Alert! You know what I haven't done in a while? a MEME round-up......we need to fix this immediately

 

I'm sorry, it's been a while and I definitely dropped the ball. That one is on me. Because, you see, accountability is important and once I realize I make a mistake I try my best to correct it (learned that from the Dalai Llama......So....If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, then continue reading. Also..... I've been accumulating Hell Divers memes so as penance I'll be dropping it back to back with this one, prolly tomorrow though! 

Dakk Reakts to: THE MANDOLORIAN AND GROGU TRAILER

 Fresh off the trail and bakk from nature..... Dakk Janiels is bringing some sweet news......

THE TRAILER IS HERE FOR THE MANDOLIRAN AND GROGU!!! woohoo! 'Nuff Said, continue reading to watch my reakt video

Happy Birthday champ: Halo ODST turns 16 today

 

Boy we got a lot of Halo love coming out the wood work lately and I guess we are just gonna keep it going….. On this day, 16 years ago, This gem came out and man did it change the landscape of halo. The story, the gameplay, the style of the campaign, halos first horse mode…..I mean we had some good times in the lobbies of this one. Truly a remarkable experience through and through. I have a play through Halo in honor of HALO REACH but I just may have to add this guy into the mix as well, it’s another GOAT

Dakk Reakts to: Slick Marketing (Halo: Reach)

 

Here's another video as a tribute to Halo: Reach in celebration of its 15th Anniversary. Today we are going to delve into some of the best LIVE ACTION HALO that has ever been created and it was made for a tv spot of all things. Today we explore the 'DELIVER HOPE' trailer from the marketing campaign for Halo: Reach. Strap in Soldier and enjoy! 

Dakk's Corner: Remembering (Halo) Reach

Can You believe it's already been 15 years since Bungie Dropped HAALO REACH !!?!?!?!?!?!

Insane. Seems like yesterday but obviously nor, next year Halo: Reach will be able to get its driver's license (watch out hahahaha). I had so much fun and so many good memories with this game and the people who played it. I mean, you see those nostalgia videos online reflecting on early 2000s matchmaking and the community surrounding it.....and it's all true. The passion, the excitement.....the trash talking. All of it was true, but im going off topic....HALO REACH, uh..... yeah! 

So....I .....made a video in appreciation of this timeless classic and I wanted to share it on today of all days. CONTINUE READING to watch it
 

What a time to be alive.......15 years went by too fast.

 

Fantastic For............Home releases! The 'First Steps' towards me getting the STEELBOOK (ok that was baaaad)

Short...sweet........straight to the point, don't eve need to continue reading (yeah F*** off ads)

Just wanted to drop an update on the home release of FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS.

  From Dawn of the Discs: "The Fantastic Four: First Steps will arrive on 4K and Blu-ray on October 28, 2025. No official word from Disney confirmed the report.

OTHER sources claim it will be on Disney+ in November with some eye the 5th or the 19th as a suspected date (no idea why but I am just reporting what I've found)

Obviously since nothing is confirmed all info is grain of salted (I know, I know....shocker that the internet may get things wrong from time to time) and subject to change. I just like sharing......SHARING IS CARING

Samwise posting for your Sunday slow vibes