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The sky's the limit and we're here to spin it! Wednesday, team hot garbage, endless possibility..... The formula for chill
We got to grab bag of stuff going on today.
-Discussing The Sonic Movie
-SMASHING SOME SLAUGHTERSHAFT IN BORDERLANDS
-A dabble of Halo 5's Fiesta Matchmaking
- Maybe some APEX if I get the itch

 - SUPER SMASH....... obviously.

Join us for fun and shenanigans!
as usual we got a low-key semi-professional pre-stream going while AEW is playing So if you like wrestling or making fun of wrestling feel free to tune in! It's the best soap opera you love to hate
(Pre-stream starts at 8pm EST 6pm PST 1am GMT)

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Sometimes science is boring. Sometimes science is fun. Usually science is a little bit of both but SOMETIMES science is MAD. That's what we are going to discuss today (strap in!)

OH motherboard you wonderful magnificent info pile you. Thank you in advance for this....

I was just scrolling through motherboard.com and I read this gem:

Researchers at the University of Tokyo were expecting to create a strong magnetic field, but they got a lot more than they were bargaining for.

So.......Naturally What did I do? CLICKED THAT ISH and I dont regret it for one second. Turns out Tokyo scientists decided to go HAM on magnetic fields and completely OBLITERATED their lab in the process. Immediately I say to myself "YESSSSSS" but made sure nobody died so it's all guilt free. Now to be upfront...this Isn't the strongest field ever generated but it is the largest in a controlled environment, which to me, is way more bad ass. What makes it even more punk rock is A. They pushed it further then intended and designed for and 2. They plan to do it again, with all they learned, and do it almost twice as strong (baller) This is a snipet:

"As detailed in a paper recently published in the Review of Scientific Instruments, the researchers produced the magnetic field to test the material properties of a new generator system. They were expecting to reach peak magnetic field intensities of around 700 Teslas, but the machine instead produced a peak of 1,200 Teslas. (For the sake of comparison, a refrigerator magnet has about 0.01 Tesla)"

You know you wanna click more......go on do it.... There's even a video :-)

Updates!

That's right.... as promised

-Been hectic and busy still trying to find a solid schedule for Baby Amelia. She is 3 moths old! That's exciting and new, she's hyper alert and curious....double Bonus! So now in between Her, my Wife, my job, my hobbies and video games I have quite a full plate. Still trying top find balance and still trying to update as much as possible. Been sick the last week, wanted to do this at that time but kept falling asleep shortly after coming home, cooking dinner, and getting affairs into order. Although I feel 100% better now and have a few moments to snag for an update. I still plan on coming back full swing, I never plan on abandoning this blog and Ideally I'm getting back to a minimum of 2 to 3 (hopefully more) posts a week. Got a MEME round-up! finally and that felt good. I have SOOO many MEMES to share, I could honestly do 2 or 3 inna row right now because theyve been back logged but I won't saturate my return with them.....or maybe just one more. LOL

-POTATOES! : a memoir by Ryan Downs.

Just kidding I ain't got time, but I still am doing my hack on my body. Still doing 2 to 3 Potatoes in the morning and a normal Dinner at night (thank god, this diet is SOOOOO BLAND) and I have been losing weight consistently.... at first it was a lot, mostly water weight, then slowly it started coming off about a half pound a day..... I was doing GREAT, that is...until VALENTINES DAY. It set me back but I aint mad... Still dropping pounds and technically eating whatever (well after Dinner but before 8 then nothing) with minimal exercise.....mostly Cardio and snow removal. It is perfect, can't complain.and........... I'm down to 157! (with a shrinking gut)

As a bonus for listening to me drone on I have a few interesting tid bits for you.... Some random yet intriguing videos!

This video aptly named Corporate Jargin: Lying by Obscurity

The Air Force's legit attempt at a realistic airborne aircraft carrier. Pretty cool if ya like that kinda stuff..... idk, I was fascinated. AAAAND it gives you a little history!

MEME ROUND UP! March bia bia (Is it the first one of 2019? idk...)

Let's get right down to business.....

you're here for memes....

I'm here for memes....

Let's get it on (well, with the MEMES)

Continue reading for more!

Checking in, MEMEs, and updates.....

Guess Whose back.....back again (gain gain, just imagine it in Eminem's voice) Spoiler ALERT: ...me

So I'm popping in and I'm all over the place yo. I got some interesting news, a few videos, an update and yes..... a new-e-f***ing-dition of MEME Round Up! so let's get to it.... This post is just a preview of the posts....nothing of substance itself. But hey, ya get 2 free memes so....yeah 

awwwwwwww here it goesss

 Starting tomorrow I'm gonna try to be outside for a fewincrements of 15 minutes and nothing but a bathing suit to prep for the polar plunge. My plan when I get to work tomorrow is find a trash can to fill it up with water maybe sometime during this week I'll do a pregame to build some hype or get a better idea of how screwed I'm going to be lol

I'm almost at $150 raise! Thank you everybody for making this possible. I'm going to keep going as far as I can on this hype train

PO-TA-TOS..... Boil em, Mash em, stick em inna stew

So I don't usually Diet..... I don't do diets, I dont drink diet, hell.....I don't body build or exercise unless I have to. I am so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James, but recently that is changing. I am not the young adult I once was..... Can't go on extended benders, can't eat acidic foods past 8pm, and can't have a diet which has 0 repercussions anymore. Lately I've been on a roll and eating a roll so my weight and gut have been racking up. Where I once was a nice 145 with a small bit of toned muscle and a slimmer waste (no gut) I have devolved into a cliche dad bod. Needless to say I have been on a semi-serious (well really not so serious) search for a good way to slim down and wind the clocks back. The past month I have increased and regimented and exercise plan and have been doing that with the sole intent of increasing my cardio and losing my gut. I also have been eating better and eating less later in the night. In actuality I am just reverse engineering the factors that led to my dilemma and while it is a slow road I would definitely still meet my target Goal. That's the prologue though, I needed to give a back story so this wouldn't seem like such a left field article. Again I typically am against dieting and body building if it isnt necessary. Fast forward to 4 days ago..... I'm just doing internet surfing like I usually do to decompress after a long work day (apartment maintainance and the general public can take a lot out of you) and I'm watching some Joe Rogan clips on youtube and I see this video:

That's where some gears started churning, and I got excited.... This is exactly the kind of thing I need. So here is my testimonial so far..... (continue to keep reading)

2019 for Marvel: So far.....so great

Well Here we are, in the 2nd month of 2019 and Marvel has been releasing some killer content. Recently You have a new season of the Punisher, a trailer for Avengers: Endgame, a new trailer for another Spider-man. Even more recently you have the new teaser for Endgame during the superbowl and Captain Marvel. You also forget non MCU essentials: Spider-Man: into the spiderverse, X-men: Dark Phoenix, and The new mutants. All in all, if you're a fanboy..... This year is gonna be a goodn'

So.... Just in case you haven't seen, let's do a re-cap

1. The Punisher

2. Spider-Man: Into the spiderverse

3. Captain Marvel

4. Avengers: Endgame

5. X-Men: Dark Phoenix

6. Spider-Man: far from home

7. New Mutants

2018 Wasn't all shit

It is easy to bash, be salty, throw "shade" or sip that hatorade, it really is. It is easy to complain and easier to criticise. Obviously the world isn't a perfect place but there are moments of bliss and things not to forget. It is easy to forget about all the good in the world so here's a lovely reminder

Another day, another horror movie infographic

If you click the image above you'll get an incredibly detailed and very complicated infographic of  Stephen King's Characters and Stories and the intersecting connections between them. It is just one example of the many I just found it on a website called POPCORNHORROR.com and it is pretty intriguing to the casual or hardcore horror fan. Continue reading for more!

Things you appreciate only when you're getting older and becoming lame: Different ways to use a dryer sheet (20 tbe)

So.... in my aging wisdom I am always looking for life hacks to make the day to day grind easier. Five years ago I would've scoffed at myself for considering to blog about this. But that was also before I had been married, bought a house, decided to have a child and had a slightly unrealistic grasp on the world. Anyways....blah blah blah, got older and a littlle lamer....broadened my horizons and have embraced more things, new things, well- different things. ANYWAYS, getting off topic, this bring me here...excited. Talking about Dryer sheets, because it's gangsta...

Read on for this exciting article titled

"20 Ingenious Ways To Use Dryer Sheets Around The House That Save People A Fortune"

some light reading on Earth Day

Happy Earth day everybody!

Over here in Michigan today has been an absolute treat. Been doing yardwork and basking in the delightful rays. Today I also had the opportunity to record a video blog about wrestling, simply splendid. But fugitaboutit, we be blogging yooooooo. So in that spirit here are a few articles that will hopefully get your goat. so here weeeee go.

1.  How to be badass on a HELLO KITTY drumset

Ok, so this article is in no way a DIY instructional. I'm sorry if you feel I've mislead you. What this article is though is a gateway to the video that is as comical as it is talented. Watch Mike Portnoy kick out the jams on this childish instrument of satan! If you want to read the article you can do so HERE
or if you just want to skip right to the video click below

via METALSUCKS.NET

2. Pit yourself against another 

(computer)

Bewitched .com has a chess game that you can play against a supposed virtual intelligence (not possible at this point in civilian history but I still had to check it out) and it is pretty on point. The 4 games I played (not that that should be any indication of any skill on my part) I lost so maybe you take a stab at it? If you succeed leave a comment below and tell me about it!

Click here to playyyyyy a game (hehe...wargames) via bewitched.com

Got a few more too, just click and continue to get you blog on!

I did a VLOG today. tune in if you like wrestling

Today I participated in a video blog for the first time. It was nice. I had fun and got to pay the part of the fool. Collaborating with youtube user TYLERMCD65 I had a good conversation and some witty banter...... Our topic at hand was Wrestling, more specifically- The recent superstar shake-up in the WWE. It was a fun experiment that may breed more to come but I enjoyed myself. I even got to dawn a cowboy hat. If that's your thing check it out below!

muh-muh-muh-meme...ra-ra-ra-round up

Interesting: The Hindu God family tree

Well Hello There!

In case you're interested in a basic rundown of the Hindu God Family tree. 

Click, click, click for a fun and simple infographic.

Matt Damon would be proud: day 1 of the potato experiment

Today is day 1 of my potato experiment. I am following a modified version of this video. In about 2 months time we should be able to harvest and I have no idea what to expect. I am on this indoor gardening kick and this is all a part of it.

Today I also did another experiment. I recycled my onion for another round (hopefully). If you want an endless onion supply allegedly alls you have to do is grow an onion normally. When it comes time to harvest the onion you have to cut out the bulb

Beneath the onion there is this, the bulb. I read that once you plant it, a new onion will grow. The outer layers you had to cut in order to get to the bulb can be eaten normally after they are properly cured. 

If my memory serves me right......if you take the stalk and plant it you can get green onions. Again though.... time will tell. updates in due time

Another day, another dollar..........oh, and another meme round-up

April Fools happens, 'Watch the stove drops', my B-day is complete: Hamburger helper officially the $*%&

Hamburger helping spittin' that April Fool's day game....... but not with a prank, with an awesome stunt. They dropped a legit rap album in the spirit of 'Weird Al.' Complete with at least 5 tracks (maybe more if you go through soundcloud) of ham meltin, cheeze spillin' goodness.  Watch out yo, This is 'Parental Advisory- Delicious Content' real shit right here. Happy April Fool's Day!

 "Doesn't have to be fancy to be good. Mission: feed the Internet. Trolling lame dinners since 1971." 

Here's a link to the article that lead me to this goldmine of a discovery. (via adweek.com)

Here's a fast link to the songs

Happy April Fool's Day!

Happy Birthday to me (yay). Have fun and be light hearted in your pranks and trollings for today.

March Meme Round-up!

Just popped in from a temporarily hectic life to say 2 things:

1. I'm not dead.

2. Articles until further notice will be sporadic.

3. MEMES are still coming yo!

Movie Update: The Martian is definitely worth a watch.

Just finished The Martian starring Matt Damon. Ridley Scott's still got it. That story was Solid and I was awaiting to help bring Mark home. Must own on Blu-Ray
(The last 10 years has been a revival of the Sci-fi genre)

Big think vids if you wanna digest some knowledge

DIY ARTICLE!!!!!! Hobbit holes and more

1. How To Build A Five Gallon Bucket Hydroelectric Generator

This generator is easy to build and easy to maintain. The way that this 5 gallon bucket hydroelectric generator was constructed was to use common martial that most people could get there hands on. Most of the components used in the generator are readily available just about anywhere in the world. A 5-gallon bucket should be your base and the rest will easily fall into place.

2. Two Uses for Vinegar!!!!! yay

I know, how exciting right? Of all the articles on all the topics I have found the most interesting one! because vinegar has only 2 uses....... (sarcasm)

3.  100-Year-Old Way to Filter Rainwater in a Barrel

A tattered, 4-inch thick, 1909 book I happily secured for $8 in a thrift store reveals, among umpteen-thousand other every-day skills, how to make homemade water filters. The instructions in “Household Discoveries and Mrs. Curtis’s Cookbook” are quite basic as everyone had a rain barrel back then and presumably knew how to clean the water. Now, 104 years later, I am thankful the authors had the foresight to preserve their knowledge for us, and pointed out that rainwater collected in barrels from a roof is a necessity in some locations, but also is best for laundry and “often more wholesome for drinking purposes than hard water.”

Last but never least!

4. The hobbit hole project!

BONUS VIDEO!

Kittens Review Star Wars: a BB-8 tale

I just saw this video posted by one of my friends ans I HADDD to share it. awwwwww

Adorable cats, Star Wars, cute little cardboard back drops........what their not to like? AND.....its doubles as BOTH a review for kittens as well as an adoption promo. I mean c'mon......
unless you're heartless or don't like cats who can't support this!? (at the very least......star wars

Oh satire........ You got me, as the kids these days say, 'Laughing out Loud'

I love satire. I just love comedy in general, you can tell the truth while being funny or at the very least while not being so grizzly about it. I also love how you can use satire to point out the outrageous-ness of things. So with that spirit in mind I have for you a couple of my favorite articles that have circulated their way to me in the last week or two

#1. Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian. -Link to Article here

hahahahahahahahahahahaha. This article had me rolling, figuratively of course. It's funny to me because people don't think that their worldview isnt as ridiculous from the outside looking in. Oh it is great, like how people think that somebody who is gay is less than a person. Asinine I tell ya.
But for more articles following the theme of satire, please continue reading.