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Friday, July 12, 2013

Way to go Florida, first Jeb Bush now this: Florida accidently banns computers to combat gambling

In a shockingly unsurprising turn of events.... Florida inadvertently may have banned computers.


If they let the law stand, then it will mean every computer, smartphone, smart TV, and video game console will have to be shipped out of state just in case it could be used for gambling. Well I guess that's one way for old people to ensure nobody steps on their damn lawn, or in their damn state. Shit if this goes into effect they could film a whole slew of Road Warrior-esque films out of the barren wastelands of Disneyland alone. Nah scratch that, Disneyland would be home to a badass horror movie.

I've got a better idea, if gambling if your problem and you already can't get that under control come to my house and give me your money, i'll gladly take it and we can have more fun than at the casino (well maybe) and if that doesn't work and you blame your gambling on the internet then just cancel your internet. Why the fuck band it statewide in the first place? dumbasses.

Full scoop here. (Via techeye.com)

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